This little excerpt is from the Dilbert newsletter. People sometimes just amaze me. I'm with the wife on this one! ;D
My wife and her friend were talking about eating, my wife joked that her friend has several stomachs, like a cow. She responded with “Yes, my udders.”
To which my wife said, “Udders are separate from stomachs.”
"Well it’s all attached", says she.
My wife says, "Umm, no, like humans, cows eat, it goes through their stomach, they digest, and it comes out the other end."
At which she confidently replied “Right. And milk is a cow’s pee.”
My wife cried.
My wife and her friend were talking about eating, my wife joked that her friend has several stomachs, like a cow. She responded with “Yes, my udders.”
To which my wife said, “Udders are separate from stomachs.”
"Well it’s all attached", says she.
My wife says, "Umm, no, like humans, cows eat, it goes through their stomach, they digest, and it comes out the other end."
At which she confidently replied “Right. And milk is a cow’s pee.”
My wife cried.