Signs You're a Bad Driver

[dragon_moon]

I don't think they meant these totally seriously. Or, perhaps they did.

Still, kind of interesting. ^___^

(Personally, I look at it like the memes. Meant to be taken with a grain of salt and a good sense of humor!)



Sign / Traits / Car Karma

Insurancehotline.com analyzed accidents and traffic tickets of 100,000 drivers by astrological signs. From the top down, the worst to best:

Libra / Indecisive; craves consensus; flirtatious / Lacks ability to make the snap decisions necessary to avoid a crash

Aquarius / Stubborn; rebellious; unconventional / Ignores the rules of the road, especially speed limits

Aries / Risk taker; impulsive; childlike / Wants to race you off the line when the light turns to green

Pisces / Daydreamer; theatrical; vulnerable / Doesn't pay attention; prone to road rage and fishtailing

Scorpio / Vengeful; possessive; strong-willed / Might chase you if you cut in front of them in "their" lane

Taurus / Cautious; deliberate; stubborn / Has an urge to charge at red lights; fails to yield

Sagittarius / Talkative; independent; traveler / Argues with police; extreme driving; talking on cell phone at the wheel

Capricorn / Goal-oriented; designing; traditional / So focused on the destination they ignore speed limits and traffic signs along the way

Virgo / Analytical; skeptical; timid / Focus on minor details (the squirrel) - instead of the big picture (the speed trap)

Cancer / Moody; nurturing; family-oriented / Considers other drivers an 'extended family'; manuevers car quickly

Gemini / Alert; adaptable; curious / Need for mental stimulation helps them spot changing traffic patterns

Leo / Generous; egotistical; optimistic / Strives to be a "star" driver and be respected for it