dragon_moon

<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Daytime Television (those soaps are going to pay for putting your favorite character in a coma!).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Archbishop</td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Single combat (crying like a little girl and curling up in a fetal position until they bend down to see what's wrong, and you kicking them in the crotch).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Storm Troopers (from Star Wars).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Have France wiped from the face of the Earth.</td>