hehe....long one liners

[dragon_moon]

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it
takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an
appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."

You read about all these terrorists, most of them came here
legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for
as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you
are two days late with a video and those people are all over you.
Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.

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[acadiabaird.livejournal.com]

that is funny as hell............